ISLAND JAM

TROPICANA MILKSHAKE neipa WITH HEMP

We be Jammin! Jammin’ on big, juicy, tropical hop note, hemp-tempo beats and coco-calypso rhythms. Them tastebuds be dancin’ tonite!

6.7% ABV

TROPICAL TROOPER

SUMMER daze neipa

Get the troops together – it’s time to take a break from the daily battles and kick back on a Super trop-hopical summertime escape.

6.5% ABV

BARREL-AGED CHOCTAIL

bourbon & maple barrel-aged espresso mocha stout

Our award winning choc-coffee delight has been rested in maple syrup/bourbon barrels and reblended to create an unbelievably rich and indulgent flavour experience. Notes of sweet maple, vanilla, coffee and oak with a creamy, caramel finish.

Drink me now or cellar me for up to 5 years… bet you can’t 🙂

11.4% ABV

REFRESHING ALCOHOLIC
GINGER BEER

Dangerously drinkable, crisp and refreshing with a cheeky ginger tingle. Perfect on sun-kissed days, straight from the can or over ice.

3% ABV

RED EYE RYE

LIMITED EDITION ‘BIG RED’ 440ML CAN

red ipa

How do you make a Champion Red Ale better? You put it in a big can! More room for delicious hops, succulent malts and that magical Red Eye Rye goodness! Genius, really.

5.3%ABV / 30IBU

Champion Amber/Dark Ale IBA ‘Indies’ 2018
Gold Medal IBA ‘Indies’ 2018

STRAIGHT OUTTA CARRUM DOWNS

RYE IPA

Straight outta Carrum, crazy master brewer named Cam T. With his crew all brewin’, wild and carefree. Droppin’ rye beats, West Coast hop treats. This IPA from the bay is packin’ hop heat. Word.

6.0% ABV / 45 IBU

SWEET PARTY, EH!

PECAN MAPLE BROWN ALE

Maple shakes its booty, while Brown Ale cuts the rug. Bourbon arrives arms out, and gives Pecan a hug, Little bit of sweet, little bit of nut, this beer’s an oaky treat so come now shake yo butt!

Contains lactose and tree nuts.

7.0% ABV / 30 IBU

Choctail

ESPRESSO Mocha Stout

Coffee, beer and chocolate. Three key pillars of existence, together in one can! Fresh, cold brewed coffee from Little Rebel, cacao nibs from Ratio and a dash of Dainton … Delish.

9%ABV / 70IBU

Gold Medal IBA ‘Indies’ 2020

Gold Medal Australian International Beer Awards 2019

Cherrywood

Smoked Rye Baltic Porter

A dark porter with a difference. A complex beer that tastes like a chocolate cigar, dipped in port and ignited by a dragon’s flame.

8.8%ABV / 50IBU

Gold Medal IBA ‘Indies’ 2018

Champion Australian Beer IBA Craft Beer Awards 2017

Champion Porter/Stout IBA Craft Beer Awards 2017

Gold Medal IBA Craft Beer Awards 2017

CHERRY COLA

SOUR

The perfect drink for playing Lola under a pergola, if that’s what you’re into. Otherwise, just soak in this fizzy and fresh Cherry Cola Sour. Classically tart and terrific with delicious black Cherry and juicy cola vibes!

4.6% ABV

MEGADRIVE

WEST COAST IIipa

Throw in the cartridge and grab a controller. This ain’t no hop cruise – it’s a 16-bit, hop-howling, gear-jammin’, no-holds-barred ride for freedom!

10% ABV / 50 IBU

Bloodzilla

Double Blood Orange NEIPA

In 2017 a Blood Orange flavour bomb was dropped on the unsuspecting people of Carrum Downs. Experts suggested that the fallout was harmless… They were wrong. BLOODZILLA – Double Blood Orange NEIPA – The king of monster beers!

7.5% ABV / 32 IBU

Gold Medal IBA ‘Indies’ 2021
Gold Medal IBA ‘Indies’ 2020

D6

Six-Hop ANNIVERSARY NEIPA

A Six-Hop Anniversary NEIPA to celebrate six, big, fun, hoppy, silly, tasty, bold, delicious and chaotic years since we threw open the doors of our very own brewhouse! Cheers to you!

7.5% ABV / 35 IBU

Hop Rising

DEFIANTLY HOPPED IPA

What do we want? Hops! Where do we want them? At every stage of the brewing process then followed by a vigorous dry-hopping regime! It’s a dankness revolution baby! IPA! IPA! IPA!

6.8%ABV / 40IBU

Idaho 7

Single Hop Hazy IPA

What was that movie with Keanu and River in it? Bambi? Wait, that’s what I’m watching right now … Oh the humanity! Big zesty orange and tangerine in this bad boy with hints or marmalade. You won’t be the ‘lonely guy’ drinking this beast.

6.0% ABV / 55 IBU

BURNOUT

BLACK IPA

This full-throttle, 5-hop injected single overhead Cam (Turner) Black IPA roars with dark malt backbone and fills your nostrils with fumes of pine and resin. Kettle to the Metal!

6.5%ABV / 35IBU

HOPF’N JUICY

BLOOD ORANGE HOPPY WEISS

Hopfen! It’s German for hops! We’ve taken a 1000+ year old style of wheat beer, and mashed in some new world hops and a healthy dose of Dainton Blood Orange for a citrus tickle!

5.5%ABV / 18IBU

CHIPMUNK

CHOC-HAZELNUT PORTER

Get your comfy pants on and wrap your taste buds around this smooth, hazelnut-tastic brew. A choc-malt body with rich hazelnut aromas and flavours. Sometimes it’s good to be nutty.

6.0%ABV / 21IBU

BARREL-AGED CHERRYWOOD

SMOKED RYE BALTIC PORTER

How do you make a champion beer better? Put it in a whisky barrel for 18 months. Complex, smooth & delicious.

12%ABV / 50IBU

RRAWWWGGR

big chewy red IPA

Dedicated to the buddies and the sidekicks, the partners and the BFFs. may your beers be frothy, and May the 4th be with you.

10.0%ABV / 85IBU

Gold Medal Australian International Beer Awards 2022

CRUMBLICIOUS

honeycomb & toffee stout

Imagine toffee, honeycomb and chocolate are having a party at the brewery, and your tongue is invited! Happy Easter, beer-lovers!

Contains lactose

7.1%ABV / 33IBU

KONG JUICE

double hazy IPA

Legend tells of a primitive beast that lurks deep in the heart of the hop jungle. Revered by the natives and fed lupulin souls in sacrifice, KONG: The 8% Wonder of the World – has been set free!

8%ABV / 45IBU

Juicetice Squad

SUPER JUICY IPA

Not all heroes wear capes – some wear welly boots and hi-vis! Dedicated to fighting beer crime wherever it occurs, Captain Cam and the Juicetice Squad are bravely brewing for a better tomorrow.

6.5%ABV / 24IBU

Rogue Triiipa

triple hazy IPA

“No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride … and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well … maybe chalk it up to forced consciousness expansion” – HST

10%ABV / 35IBU

Cherry ‘RIS’ Mas

CHRISTMAS PUDDIN’ STOUT

Here’s to Christmas Puddin’ – Puddin’ more cranberry on your turkey, puddin’ another serving of pavlova in ya bowl, and puddin this awesome Christmas brew in your mouth!

9.0%ABV / 60IBU

Snowglobe

White Christmas ale

There may not be a lot of snow out there, but, like Bing, we’re still dreaming of a White Christmas! Cheers to stuffed bellies and stuffed stockings! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

6.0%ABV / 25IBU

The Associates

DOUBLE NEIPA

In a bind? Need a problem to go away, no questions asked? You need ‘The Associates’.

Brewed in collusion with Co-Conspirators Brewing Co.

8.0%ABV / 35IBU

Lupe de Lupe

maxx hopps NEIPA

Daredevil Maxx Hopps puts the kettle to the metal as he takes on the ‘Dainton Whirlpool of Death’. Will he make it? … or will the Dainton Kettles claim yet another hoppy victim?

6.5%ABV / 22IBU

Hyperdrive

west coast IIPA

Ignition on, time circuits meshed, afterburners engaged – and BOOM! Hold on tight and take a hop-fuelled Hyperdrive to the promised land!

8.5%ABV / 60IBU

Jiggy Juice

S.O.T.B. NEIPA

This beer is so fresh it went to live with it’s Aunty and Uncle in Belair! Sunsets on the beach with a Cranberry and Orange tang? That I can get Jiggy wit!

6.0%ABV / 32IBU

Hip Hip Purée

Peach & mango smoothie sour

Hooray for fruit! Hooray for beer! Hooray for fruity beer! Packed full of chunky goodness, this beer is basically a health drink*.
*This beer is not a health drink.

6.0%ABV / 5IBU

D5

5-Hop Anniversary NEIPA

Five hops and five years of fun, madness and mayhem have gone into this special Fifth Anniversary Beer – a hop-tastic NEIPA brewed just for you… our supporters.

8.5%ABV / 35IBU

Free S’Peach

Salted peach sour

The Peaches have had enough. They are sour. Salty that, for too long, they have just been another pantry filler. Just another pavlova topping. They want Juice-tice and they want it now!

4.5%ABV / 5IBU

AMPLIFIER

cranked-up hazy ipa

Sometimes you just need to plug in, turn the big dial to full and let rip. Stomp the floor, cut the rug, let it all out. Live life Amplified! 

8.0%ABV / 50IBU

Insane Uncle

LIMITED EDITION RETRO RE-DEUX

ipa

Uncles are like Dads, only cooler – just like IPA’s are a cooler version of Pale Ales. Insane Uncle was our first IPA and, just like your real uncle, it is bold and brash and lot’s of fun at parties.

6.0%ABV / 50IBU

ALL SAAZ

cZECH PILS

A tried-and-true classic brew. Respect the old-school, and as the old saying goes “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”. Peace out.

5.2%ABV / 50IBU

CRUMBLICIOUS

honeycomb & toffee Stout

New name, less Rock and no giant gorillas – same amount of bees and chocolate-toffee deliciousness though.
Like a big, honeycomb hug for your tongue.

Contains lactose

7.5%ABV / 33IBU

Plum Pie

IMPERIAL PASTRY SouR

Little Cam Turner, with his kettle and burner, brewing with hops, malt and rye; He thought it’d be fun, to add spices and plums, and brew himself up a nice pie!

Contains lactose

8.4%ABV / 5IBU

Twist & Stout

Choc pretzel Stout

This beer is making me… pretzel?
Knot your average stout, this tantalisingly, twisted, chocolate assisted, deliciously distorted, mouth-wateringly contorted brew is more than a mouthful!

Contains lactose

6.8%ABV / 45IBU

B’EASTER EGG

IMPERIAL CHOC ALE

An adults-only, choc caramel Easter Egg in a can! Smooth, silky & designed to run down the sides of that belly full of chocolate you have consumed.

Contains lactose.

9%ABV / 35IBU

VIENNEIPA

fancy ice cream cake IPA

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Swirly, chocolatey, vanilla’y ice cream that is…
Who said we aren’t a little bit fancy?

Contains lactose.

6.5%ABV / 20IBU

BRÜNICORN

MYTHICAL IPA

Many try to catch the legendary Brünicorn, hoping to drink from it’s magical energy. Fools. The Brünicorn can not be caught, it simply reveals itself to the worthy. Drink friends.

6.5%ABV / 60IBU

BRIGHT-ER DAZE

WET-HOPPED HAZY IPA

From hop bines in Bright to the Dainton kettles in less than 24 hours, this is our wet-hopped salute to the incredibly resilient folk of the Victorian High Country. Bred tough and beautiful, and for good reason!

6.0%ABV / 45IBU

PEACHES & S’CREAM

OATSCREAM NEIPA

Sometimes you just have to grab your big, peach-shaped head, squeeze it, and see what comes out. Peaches & S’Cream ladies & gentlemen. Juicy and delicious, it’s quite the work of art.

Contains lactose.

7.5%ABV / 20IBU

SHARK-PUNCH-NADO

tropical-er aussie IPA

2020 has thrown everything at us and then some, so hey, why not see it out with hoppical, unstoppable, man-eating shark-infested tornado of tropical!?! Finish strong we reckon.

7.5%ABV / 55IBU

New age

Low alc IPA

Brewed in collaboration with Mike Campbell from Beyond the Beers. He is on a mission to break the stereotype of what it is to be a man and we bloody love it.

I also believe that having the raw and honest chats as blokes is extremely important. By sharing our concerns and getting in touch with our emotions we start down the path to be better men for all those that matter in our lives.

My request is that you be bold, vulnerable and have the tough conversations. Take on being responsible for all of your life and for the impact you have on others. It doesn’t take 1000 beers to be strong and to open up. Hence why we’ve created a low ABV beer.

Enjoy and be responsible.

Cheers to you!

0.9%ABV / 30IBU

Lupalin Daze III

DDH DOUBLE IPA

Sometimes simplicity is the key. Focussing on the important stuff, like the truckload of hops we’ve smashed into this Double Dry Hopped, Double IPA. Say hello to Lupalin Daze III – a Cam-selected salad of new-world hops to melt your face.

8%ABV / 75IBU

Apocalypso II

SECOND WAVE NEIPA

The ONLY thing we enjoyed about the first lockdown was the release of the delicious Apocalypso – Zombie Tiki Imperial NEIPA. In fact, we loved it so much we just had to do a second… Apocalypso II – Second Wave Imperial NEIPA.

8%ABV / 40IBU

Champion Strong Beer IBA ‘Indies’ 2020

GLAZED & CONFUSED

JAM DONUT NEIPA

If you have never floated leisurely down a river of raspberry jam on a donut swim-ring in a trippy hop-cream dessert world… Have you even Daintoned?

Jammed full of donuty goodness, Glazed and Confused is a raspberry glazed, NEIPA dream!
mmmmm… Donuts

7%ABV / 24IBU

Black Magic

Salt & Pepper Squid Ink Gose

This dark and mysterious beast uses Mornington Peninsula botanicals such as samphire, kelp and saltbush with a splash of Javan pepper and squid ink. Brewed in collaboration with Balcombe Gin (and with some of the actual gin thrown in – hey, that rhymes!) this is an ode to the Peninsula and a nice way for two whacky dudes to get their noggins together!

5%ABV / 8IBU

4D

IMPERIAL RED EYE RYE

Brewed to celebrate our 4th year at the Carrum Downs site! Technically we started in 2013, though as as a good ol’ gypsy brewery. It’s been a wild ride to get to this point. This is a 10% tip of the hat to one of our OG brews. We hope you enjoy it. Thank you for all of the wonderful support and here’s to good beer!

10%ABV / 85IBU

Fruity Freeze

Tropical NEIPA

Pineapple, orange and passionfruity goodness, with a refreshing hoppiness and low bitterness in a juicy as f#$k NEIPA.

7.1%ABV / 22IBU

Silver Medal Australian International Beer Awards 2019

Sir Spritzalot

Snaperol Sour

Every now and then you come across a man who is just too classy for all the rest, just a cut above the best … Shaz, the Cult Hero of Casa, the Pedigree of Il Picillo and, of course, Sir Spritzalot himself.

5.6%ABV / 27IBU

Sav Brute

Sparkling IPA

Famous brutes of eons been who belched and bludgeoned over bubbly brews – we salute you in your beguiled ways of days and dawns that bestowed our ways. And yay, oh yay, no nay to say we must never choose over grapes or grain!

6.9%ABV / 27IBU

Bayside Pale

Australian Pale Ale

With fresh citrus hop aromas, a clean malt bill and a refreshing pallette, this beer is brewed for those hot summer days – or nights. Brewed by the Bay.

4.5%ABV / 26IBU

Kegs only

Watermelon

Melon, Mint & Cucumber Sour

I once wrote ‘does anyone ever read these blurbs anyway’, apparently only one person does – Corey from the Grain Store. Dude, this one is for you. I don’t know why, though it just feels right. Catch you soon for a cold one.

4.5%ABV / 15IBU

Mimosa

Sparkling Orange Brut IPA

Remember those spoon-banging college dinners? No? Well, pretty sure this is where this drink originated from. I did ask Jess, though she told me to Google it. Thanks bub. Anyway, OJ and champagne. Salute!

5.5%ABV / 10IBU

Hoppy Stout

Being a hop forward stout, you won’t feel like you’ve just eaten a big desert. This beer has a solid carbonation and a generous dose of hops to lift it up.

5.5%ABV / 50IBU

Easy Peasy

Lemonade Sour

When life gives you lemons, make a beer. Or just be grateful that you have free lemons! Then put them into a beer. No, not that watery Mexican one … A sour one, like this! Yum!

5%ABV / 5.5IBU

Rye-Solation

Dark Rye Blend

When we had our curve flattened in March, it didn’t ‘curb’ our creativity. The result? Rye-Solation? Or should that be Rye-Solution? Both are awesome puns. A craftily blended brew made 100% from orphaned kegs that spits in the eye of the ‘Rona!

5.8%ABV / 40IBU

Pandemic Punch

Fruity NEIPA Blend

When life gives you pandemics you make punch! Pandemic Punch! A craftily blended brew made 100% from orphaned kegs that spits in the eye of the ‘Rona!

6.6%ABV / 30IBU

Black Forest

Russian Imperial Stout

In the darkness of your mind, you find not time or light. Yet despite the fright of finding you, your knowing of yourself is not true. Drink and dance, the abyss beckons, the sweet romance of the elusive weapon. Your mind, your mind, you find there is no time, in the black forest you must reside.

10%ABV / 65IBU

Apocalypso

Zombie Tiki Imperial NEIPA

My watch has stopped at 1:17pm. I don’t even know what day it is. Where am I? Who am I? All I know is I need to have a cocktail and they’ve run out of bar napkins. Stupd apocalypse.
Anyway, “One Zombie Tiki Cocktail, please … Oh wait, you’re a mannequin.”

8.2%ABV / 46IBU

3D

TRIPLE DRY HOPPED DOUBLE RED EYE RYE

When I was young, making beer was just for fun, never needed anyone. Those days are fine … Wow, so melancholy Eric! Anyway, Happy 3rd Birthday to the Brewery and Taphouse!

8.1%ABV / 82IBU

Champion Australian Indie Beer IBA ‘Indies’ 2019

Champion Strong Beer IBA ‘Indies’ 2019

Wonderland

White Chocolate NEIPA

Wonderland – Rabbit.
Rabbit – Easter.
Easter – Chocolate.
Chocolate – Beer.
Beer – Dainton.
Dainton – Wonderland.

6%ABV / 15IBU

Lupalin Daze

Double Hazy IPA

Sometimes simplicity is key. A few years back that was having one or two choices of local beers. You know, the green, the red or the yellow … Now there is so much to choose from! We love it. We also love a plain ol’ hoppy and unfiltered Double IPA. Simple.

7.5%ABV / 60IBU

Ice Tea Baby

Peach Ice Tea NEIPA

Stop don’t collaborate and listen, Dan is back with a brand new mission, to infuse a sweet elixir, it’ll have your mind all twisted, yo!

6.2%ABV / 34IBU

Shark Punch

Tropical Aussie IPA

We love animals, be they sharks or surfers. But honestly, why are they always punching on? Can’t we all just be FRIENDS!? Share the love, and this classic Aussie IPA.

6.1%ABV / 55IBU

Sangria Sour

Fruit Punch Kettle Sour

Sangria is apparently Spanish, though nobody is quite sold as to where and why it was created. Just like Penelope Cruz … Though nobody’s complaining on either count. This version is better than the Spanish one too and no Tom Cruises were harmed making it – even if we wanted to.

5.5%ABV / 15IBU

Stratasphere

Single Hop Hazy IPA

There you go, Strata Boy, on your flight into space. Hoppy high, through the sky, for adventures soon you will face! Strata Boy hop-bombs away, on your mission today. Here’s the countdown, and the blastoff, everything is hops, Strata Boy!

Inspired by drinking FAF Strata Hopped IPA’s in the USA! Think passionfruit, citrus and DANK!

6%ABV / 58IBU

Maple Bacon

Ice Cream Pancake Ale

On our planet, we have a legend about people who like pancakes … It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is. The beer is pretty ace too.

6%ABV / 35IBU

Mocha Chocca

New England Black Rye IPA

Normally I hate “A’s” on the end of words. I prefer them at the start. Also, I like chocolate at the start of a meal, not the end. This beer is going to confuse you. Yes, I might have Thursday before which same. I mean witch.

6%ABV / 29IBU

Mellon Collie

Imperial Pumpkin Ale

Inspired by traditionally mad American brewers, this is a real pumpkin ale. We’ve added spices like cinnamon and nutmeg, and Billy Corgan’s big old noggin … Enjoy.

8%ABV / 20IBU

The Raider

Single Hop NEIPA

Professor of beerology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it … obtainer of rare beers … Yep, this guy does it all for fortune and beer. Using experimental Hort 4334 hops you’ll get tropical, stonefruit and citrus notes. Just don’t look at the can when you open it. Don’t look!

6%ABV / 45IBU

Stonefruit

Apricot & Peach Kettle Sour

When you’ve run out of ideas and coffee, bad things can occur. Let’s be honest, no coffee is worse than no beer … Anyway, kettle-soured with peach and apricot. Yum. Not as yum as a McCoffee though.

4.7%ABV / 5IBU

Nutters

Choc Peanut Butter Stout

Peanuts are rad, aliens told us so. Better than that, we’re going to show you so. Just watch your allergies, because we aim to please. This beer ain’t crap!

6%ABV / 30IBU

Kinky Cola

Black Cherry Cola Sour

Well Cam’s not the world’s most mystical guy, but when he made this beer we nearly lost our minds – C-O-L-A COLA, CH-CH-CHERRY COLA! So we we’re all pretty cluey blokes, though this beer flips our wigs as it tastes like a Coke – C-O-L-A COLA, CH-CH-CHERRY COLA!

5.2%ABV / 15IBU

Cookies & Cream

Milkshake IPA

How unhealthy was the cookie monster? Seriously … I eat one cookie and I’m feeling like I need a refreshing ale to cleanse myself. Maybe CM needed a wheatgrass shot or something? I do. And a cookie. Mmmmm cookies.

6%ABV / 4.8IBU

The Hybrid

Single Hop NEIPA

This beer is a mega juicy, fruity member using new German-grown Amarillo hops to impart delish citrus and stonefruit flavours. Hail Hybrid!

6.4%ABV / 33IBU

Shellraiser

Oyster Kilpatrick Stout

Another year and another ‘collab’ with these crazy folks. Also some NSW farmer helped source the actual 110 dozen oysters in this brew. Note – there is no bacon, though it does taste a bit like bacon … ‘Facon’ I call it. I don’t. You do.

Brewed in collaboration with Bright Tank Brewing, Van Diemen Brewing and Rocky Ridge Brewing Co.

9.5%ABV / 35IBU

Margarita

Tequila Gose with Lime

Give happiness to this beer, Margarita! ‘Cause this beer is for giving happiness and nice things to! Give happiness to your beer, Margarita! Heyyyy… Margarita! Aaay!

4.6%ABV / 12IBU

Zone 3

Triple dry hopped triple rye ipa

Sometimes not even we know the relevance of the label to our beers. Just like we’re unsure of what lies beyond the event horizon. Drink this and you may find out.

9.7%ABV / 81IBU

Pickle Dan

Reuben Rye Ale

There are really real, surreal and unreal similarities between Rick and Dan. Perhaps if they collabed on a science project they’d make this beer … Or start an inter-dimensional war? Maybe both. Brewed with real pickles from Dillicious.

5.5%ABV / 15IBU

The Professional

sauv blanc & kiwi bright neipa

Whether taking out hordes of bad dudes (and yeast) to protect a young Natalie Portman, or slinging his guns on BEER Thread, Leon is a true professional. This beer goes out to the 4,000+ members who make the community so exciting. No discussion.

5.8%ABV / 27IBU

Half-Blood

Blood Orange Session NERIPA

‘Half-blood’ conjures images of Werewolves or Vampires or Wolfpires … Maybe they drink this beer instead of human blood? Maybe this juicy brew will grant magical powers. Maybe Robert Patterson will jump from a Jeep Wrangler and stare at you weirdly? I hope not. Drink the beer.

4.3%ABV / 30IBU

Russ Le Hop

New Zealand IPA

“We don’t have a million hops in this beer / it’s more like a zillion IBUS so please don’t fear / and though it may not be a GABS Hottest 100 can / at least we know that Russell Crowe doesn’t endorse our brand!”

6.1%ABV / 43IBU

Flat White

Iced Coffee NEIPA

What the f#$k is an almond magic? What has this world come to? Give me an old fashioned (circa 1998) flat white and I’m good. And why coffee in beer? Well, it’s all about the things you love. Oh yeah, it’s a white stout. Go figure.

5.7%ABV / 20IBU

Red Velvet

Choc Cherry NEIPA

This beer is smooth, sexy and delicious, much like Kyle MacLachlan in that semi-normalDavid Lynch film … Pretty sure you won’tfind a missing ear in here though.

6.6%ABV / 14IBU

Raspberry

Rye Milk Porter

I used to live with my dad as a young chap. He used to eat chocolate ice cream with raspberry topping in the bath which I had to hand deliver. This beer is for all the nutters out there.

6%ABV / 23IBU

Feelin’ Peachy

Peach Milkshake NEIPA

Millions of peaches, peaches for you; Millions of peaches, that’s more than two; Millions of peaches, peaches ain’t free; Millions of peaches, this beer is tasty!

6.3%ABV / 12IBU

Purple Sour

Beet & Berry Kettle Sour

Don’t turn away, don’t stop looking at me, I am a sour beer, I hope that you get me. Hey, what are you looking at? I’m purple and you better drink me. What would you see? What would you see if you swallowed me? Maybe a Japanese lady?

4.6%ABV / 15IBU

Bronze Medal Australian International Beer Awards 2019

Fruit Punch

India Pale Ale

A summery, hoppy IPA brewed with passionfruit and pineapple. Brewed in collaboration with our mate Lachy from Ballistic Beer Co.

6.5%ABV / 60IBU

No.64 GABS Hottest 100 New Beers 2018

Best of Show Ballarat Beer Festival 2018

Silver Medal Australian International Beer Awards 2018

WTF

West Coast IPA

There could be a totally hip rap poem though it’d probably sound cooler and not use the words “hip” or “poem”. And this beer ain’t cool. It’s just a real fucking good example of a West Coast IPA. Enjoy.

6.6%ABV / 40IBU

Dmango Unchained

session ipa

Mangoes come in a can, they were put there by a Dan, in a factory in Carrum Downs. If we had our own little way, we’d drink mango beer all day!

4.7%ABV / 35IBU

Rock Toffee

Belgian Dubbel

Get hard rock Belgian Candi into ya! Using a 400 year old secret blend of water and sugar and a specialized cylindrical bowl-like-thing (a pot?) to boil up sweet toffee rocks, this bad-ass brew was brewed by no other than the most famous Belgian of all! Yep – who cares.

6.3%ABV / 26IBU

Caramel Creme

White Chocolate NEIPA

Remember that giant easter egg you got as a kid? It was so big that you could roll on it. Which you did. Then it broke and you cried. But not as much as when a giant spider came out of the egg and ate your pet echidna. Ah, childhood.

6.5%ABV / 12IBU

Summer Lovin’

Tropical Session IPA

Summer Lovin’, don’t drink it too fast! Summer Lovin’, a fruity hop blast! Seriously folks, we’ve got hops, fruits and yums, all packed into a punchy session IPA.

4.8%ABV / 32IBU

Forest Gruit

2018 ANHC Commemorative Beer

When we asked our head Brewer “what the f#@k is in this beer?”, all he responded with was “We are Gruit”. How dare he rope us into this crazy thing. It has raw nutmeg and mugwort and sticks, oh my!

2018 Australian National Homebrewing Conference Commemorative Beer

7.8%ABV / 20IBU

Bronze Medal Australian International Beer Awards 2019

Kegs only

Matchstyx

Smoked Chilli Stout with salted caramel

Burn baby burn – ya nostrils out! We’ve taken hot jalapeños and smoked ’em over flamin’ Irish whiskey barrel oak then added them into a salted caramel stout for the ultimate winter autumn warmer!

6.7%ABV / 38IBU

Double Ton

Double India Pale Lager

Ahhh, the smell of freshly mowed grass, the blistering sting of the summer sun and the look of pure glee on your uncle’s mug as he sits in his stubby shorts and tapes up one side of a tennis ball. The days of the real epic backyard tests … Not this crazy 20/20 IPL stuff. You can barely get through two beers, then it’s over!

7%ABV / 48IBU

Honey Kolsch

Mornington Peninsula Brewers Collaborative beer

This collaboration brings together the best of the Mornington Peninsula. A classic style unfiltered kolsch brewed with local orange blossom honey from Pure Peninsula Honey.

Brewed with Hix Beer, Jetty Road Brewery, Mornington Peninsula Brewery, Mr Banks, Red Hill Brewery and St Andrews Beach Brewery.

5.7%ABV / 24IBU

Mangozer

Mango Gose

Brewed in collaboration with two legends from WA, this beer commemorates forgetfulness and mangoes and salt. Does anyone read these blurbs? Nobody writes them …

Brewed with Rocky Ridge and Bright Tank.

6%ABV / 14IBU

Smoked Sour

Apricot Lichtenhainer

This beer was originally a threat to naughty brewers, then they caught the insanity bug. Well, it’s more of a virus. Brewed in collaboration with evil agents and dudes dodging bullets.

4.5%ABV / 7IBU

Cranny Sour

Salted Cranberry Gose

This is a kettle-soured German style Gose with pink Himalayan salt and American Cranberries. It is slightly tart, sour, pinkish in hue and salty, like your Grandma.

5%ABV / 10IBU

Double Red Eye

2nd birthday celebration ale

So, we’ve survived two years of madness at the brewery with our sanity somewhat intact! This beer is brewed in celebration of this fact, and of winning Champion Australian Independent Amber/Dark Ale for our first ever commercially brewed beer!

7%ABV / 70IBU

Guava Grisette

Farmhouse Session Saison

Ain’t guava that stuff in the red lip balm tubes? Surely this beer tastes better than that? Or do you like that taste? Too bad – we think this beer is yum. Light and sprite like a woodland pixie. Contains no pixies (though 14% elf) …

4.2%ABV / 15IBU

Grapefruit

Sour New England IPA

Sour fruit power! Like that Voltron rip-off this beer looks shiny on the outside and like actual Voltron there is some substance on the inside. The princess was cute. We ain’t. Drink up.

6%ABV / 23IBU

Tropicana

Session Saison

Pineapple in beer? Why yes, Rear-Admiral. Kettle-soured, sessionable and certainly not sweet. This dry Saison should see you sipping in the sun all day long. No, we won’t scrub your decks.

5.5%ABV / 25IBU

Hop Harvest

Wet Hopped IPL

I smell it on my fingers, thank god its not on my toes; Hops are all around me, and so the freshness shows; They’re thrown in the kettle, and more are thrown in dry; So if you really love hops, come on give this a try!

6%ABV | 37IBU

DIPA

DOUBLE India Pale Ale

This beer was brewed for Nat Reeves, the electro-synth composing, pink tee shirt wearing, hop wizard of Cheltenham. If you don’t know who he is, then you should probably not drink this beer. Go have a pint of ambergris.

8.3%ABV | 80IBU

Bronze Medal Australian International Beer Awards 2018

Big Bad Bourbon

Barrel-Aged Belgian Barley Wine with Rye

This beer is a bit mad, like us. And stupid, unlike us. Aged in three different types of bourbon barrels and brewed with a Belgian yeast. Tastes like vanilla fights Ken.

14%ABV / 40IBU

Bronze Medal Australian International Beer Awards 2019

Juniper IPA

Belgian gin india pale ale

Juniper berries & some moustache hairs are carefully blended into this Colab beer with our mate, Westy from Cedar Fox. He is a top bloke & gave us free berries! The hair was pricey tho.

5.5%ABV / 30IBU

Pina Colada

Pineapple Coconut Punch

One of the beers that Pete brewed for the world record breaking 131 beer tap-takeover we smashed out on 8/9/18! Pete hated this beer. Too bad, it is delish up the wazoo. Yum-nuts.

4.5%ABV / 23IBU